Me: 2. Oven: 0.

Round Things and Yay-We-Made-It-Through-Finals Oysters

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And a nice block of parmesan.
And a bouquet of basil.

That's all for now.

Thank you.

The Bread Saga

Well, as you saw, we had quite an exciting time. I made bread out of the Tassajara bread book for declamations. (Yay for Senioritis. The assignment was to make some sort of food representative of our college experience. Mr.Schwandt gets hungry at 2:30 and my class is It makes four loaves. This is our biggest bowl. It's amazing what yeast can do. I forgot how humongous this thing could get.

The sponge: tohu va bohu

After the first rising.

Braided

And baked.

Unbaked loaves #3 and #4.

Warm and sliced. Lauryl absolutely adores butter. Like the king in the A.A. Milne poem: "But I do like a little bit of butter for my royal slice of bread!" Except Lauryl doesn't do just a little bit.

IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE

(Unidentified Exploding Object)

(tomato seeds)

Delicious placebo

We're all sick. Chicken soup makes it better. As does coffee.




4 big cloves of garlic, chopped
4 quarter-sized leeks (white and light green parts), chopped & rinsed meticulously
7 large, or to taste, baby bella mushrooms, sliced thin
2 glugs olive oil

2 small celery sticks, sliced
1 or 2 carrots, sliced thin
Bay leaf or two, salt, thyme, tarragon, oregano, poultry seasoning? (just don't go by color)
1/4c nutritional yeast (well worth the trip to the co-op or whatever hippie store)
2 boxes of chicken broth, or enough canned to submerge all the goodies

Black pepper
Noodles or some kind of grain, cooked
Parmesan cheese (optional)

Get the biggest pot you have and saute the leeks, garlic, and shrooms until the mushroom juice is almost all reabsorbed. Then throw in the stuff up to the broth, cook just until carrots are edible, and administer pepper, carbs, and cheese at will.

Food relates to everything

From Sunday's meditation on the Lord's Supper:

This table is God’s soup kitchen. This table is where God feeds the hungry, the outcast, the disabled, the orphaned, the abused, the neglected, the lonely, and the lost. And this means at least two things: First, this table is not for people who are fine thank you very much. This food is not for the well-fed, those who get along pretty well on their own, the fit, or the popular. This table is not for people are basically good but screw up every once in a while. This table is for the messed up. It’s for people who are failures. It’s for parents who have failed their children. It’s for children who have failed their parents. It’s for spouses who have failed one another. This table is for the needy, the broken, and the weak. It is for those who are starving for God’s grace and mercy, and they will die if they do not have it. If you know your need, if you know that you are weak, that you are lonely, that you are failure on your own, and that you need your faithful Father’s love and care, then come. This meal is for you. This is grace and mercy for you. Secondly, Paul says that when we eat this sacrament we need to discern the Lord’s body, we need to see Jesus. And as we have emphasized before, this doesn’t mean squinting hard at the bread and wine trying to see flesh and blood somehow. Paul is talking about seeing Jesus in those around you, seeing Jesus next to you and behind you as you serve one another and partake together. But putting these two things together means that Jesus wants you to see Him in the neediness of those around you; He wants you to see Him in the hungry, the outcast, the disabled, the orphaned around you. He wants you to see Him there. He wants you to see Him in those people who are different from you; He wants you to see Him in those you have had disagreements with. He wants you to see Him even in those who may have wronged you. He wants you to give them bread for their hunger and give them wine for their thirst. So come to God’s soup kitchen. Come to the banquet spread for the needy of the world. Come and rejoice because there is plenty of grace for you. Jesus gives Himself to you, and He calls you to eat, drink, and rejoice in and with one another.